It’s so wrong. I shouldn’t. Some of my best friends are short people.
But I love this!
Dan tells me that everyone already knows this song, so forgive me if I’m 30 years too late. The average age of a song in my iPod is three years before I was born 
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I love you wifey.
She’s a travel size wife.
Humph…
I would like to see you squeeze into someone’s hand luggage.
I loved this song when I first heard it too. I’m 6’3″. Is/was Randy Newman tall or just didn’t like short people?
Hi Emily! From what I can gather, it’s just a funny point-of-view song meant to be satire. He’s certainly not a tall guy